Name your guiltiest, most lurid pleasure. A scoop of ice cream with 2 shots of espresso for breakfast.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Pope Bob and Tesla would be in a fight almost immediately about the human races' eventual ability to understand the entire universe. I'd try and humm a backup tune to a ditty by Cab Calloway and I'm pretty sure Emperor Norton would be snuck off and heading towards California immediately to try and reclaim his birthright.

What is your favorite slang expression? True. Tru

When do you know the relationship is over? The first time something is done intentionally to really hurt the other.

If you are about to enter a room full of total strangers, what song would you want played to accompany your entrance? http://mog.com/music/The_Billy_Nayer_Show/The_American_Astronaut/Ceres_Walk

For a first date, I prefer A big group with low ambient volume.

What's under your bed? Dead animals (I have a cat you see)

Have you ever fantasized about a co-worker? With enough exposure? Every single one at least once.

Name three things you shouldn't have eaten. The rattlesnake egg(1) at the bottom of the bottle of moonshine tequila(2)(3).

Who are your favorite authors and why? The blogosphere who will never stop changing and eventually provide us our sole alternative to the mass manufactured content machine.

What is your most prized possession? A hunk of Moldavite, which has space dust in it. If it breaks open ever I will breathe deep. If something is gonna happen, I wanna be first.

Quote a line from your favorite movie. "What scares me? The thought of a leader of the free world who doesn't look like he can get an erection. It's Jesus without a penis that scares me most."

If you are a super-hero, what is your power? Remembering how I felt 'before' and why I changed since then.

What is the first thing you read in Nuvo? The Calendar!

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are uptightedness and overseriousness

Design your ideal mate: the brain of someone i liked and the body of that same someone

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was date a friends' ex

If someone were to buy you the perfect gift, what would it be? i'd have to meet you, generic is dumb

The first section I turn to in Nuvo is calander

My candy heart would read 23skidoo

The quickest way to my heart is a clever retelling of a social incident The quickest way to my bed is at the bottom of a bottle And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked on toast

One thing I learned in college was how easy it was to sneak in and learn free

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm not at church if that's what your asking

When I die, I believe I will go in a box or an urn, hopefully not a burn booth

I wouldn't be who I am if I wasnt

I wouldn't sell a billion and one dollars for a billion dollars.

If people are what they eat, Dick Cheney is a soul of the damned!

Starbucks or Hubbard & Cravens

Ice Cream or French Fries

RTV or FOX 59

Marsh or Trader Joe's

Oscars or Superbowl

Grateful Dead or Frank Sinatra

On The Rocks or Neat

Vodka or Beer

CD or MP3

Shaken or Stirred

Luna Music or Best Buy

Casket or Cremation

Children's Museum or IMA

Mass Ave. or Broad Ripple Ave.

Nuvo or Intake

Wireless or Landline

Barnes & Noble or Half Price Books